Sex With Emily (talk radio)

Emily is Las Vegas bound and wants to go to the shooting range. Strippers are the best talkers, orgasms at the gym while using the thighmaster, and your first time having sex will probably be horrible. It’s perfectly normal.

Guest Barbie Davenporte, writer for LAWeekly's sex blog AfterDarkLA, tells embarrassing stories about balls and a threesome with two men: one gay and the other engaged. 

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Honesty may be the best policy, but honesty in relationships are like deep sea diving: if you want to survive, you’ve got to know your limits. Today Emily lays out the five things you don’t want to know about your partner’s sex history.

Then it’s back to basics, and why you should just pick up the phone and ask her out already. A man whose wife just admitted that she's never had an orgasm with him, and Menace lays out his tried and possibly true method to getting over performance anxiety. Craving oral sex tips? This episode’s got ‘em, as well as one night stands and the basics of talking dirty.

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A lot of women out there are intimidated by initiating sex, and even more men are tired of putting in the work. Thankfully, Emily's here to explain how women can ask for it without asking for it, and how men can better set the mood. From porn and sexting to fantasies and massages, it's time to step up your game when it comes to scoring.

Emily and Menace discuss the effects of being on Bravo, being reviewed by the Parents' Council and being called "Strident", talking about cock rings on national television, and the weirdness of old flames suddenly calling them up.  A Chinese village ascribes magical powers to a subterranean masturbation sleeve, and Sweden built an app to let you test out sex with your Facebook friends.

A male listener can't unwrap his head around a partner's past, and it's affecting his confidence in bed. A foot fetishist writes in to explain the sexual appeal of podiatry. When a guy who doesn't call after two dates suddenly wants to reconnect, Emily and Menace take different approaches to the dilemma. Menace uses astrology to explain a lot of Emily's problems, and Emily thinks Menace has some "early ball trauma," which prompts some personal delving on his part.

Finally, Menace would give up sex for a year for the 4 Alarm Double Decker Taco, but Emily is hard pressed to decide what she'd give up sex for. Enjoy the show!

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Emily is trying to bring back the Hand Job and Menace is trying to bring back a taco. If Emily can get Taco Bell to bring back the Double Decker Taco from 1997 then Menace will give up his stance on the “The Great Hand Job” debate. Menace believes a man can give himself a better HJ than a woman can ever give him. Emily disagrees.

Another woman attacks a cop with a sex toy. There’s a sex toy drive through now as well as a vibrator bike delivery system. Next, a helicopter service that airdrops your sex toys on your porch.

Why he or she isn’t sleeping with you and how to have sex more often, or at least once. If your partner does not want to have sex, you should genuinely ask them what’s wrong. Emily and Menace act out healthy communication as a pretend couple and end up breaking up. Oh well.

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Emily has a perfect weekend, bike riding and wine tasting with her mom in Sonoma. Someone is getting married in Sonoma and Emily’s mom wants her to walk down the abandoned aisle because she’s worried she won’t see it in real life.

Mark Zuckerberg tied the knot and waited seven years to change his relationship status on Facebook. Emily is following Zuckerberg’s lead while Menace thinks that not changing your relationship status means you’re keeping your options open. Also, Menace wears female deodorant and Emily thinks approves. Why not?

Pheromones parties with your dirty t-shirt, the Vamp vibrator that shimmers in the sunlight like Edward Cullen, and the video game that gives you a free vibrator.

How War of Warcrafts can destroy your sex life and how to tell if you're addicted to sex or just really, really like it.

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Emily and her mother are spending the weekend together at a spa in Sonoma. Emily dedicated her book, Hot Sex: Over 200 Things You Can Try Tonight to her mother and Menace isn't sure what to make of it.

Why you might be able to blame your mattress for the horrible sex you've been having. How to strengthen your penis and how to go organic and orgasmic with Hot Rawks aphrodisiacs. Gaydar is proved by science and a poll shows people really want their significant other to cook. Emily has horrible Gaydar and doesn't cook. Oh well.

Should you stay friends with your ex's and people you've slept with when you're in a serious relationship? Emily's going to Mexico with the guy she's currently dating and her ex.

Emily is your sex ed teacher and shares everything they should have taught you in High School, from female masturbation to how to spot a douchebag.

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The first video promo for Missed Advised premiered last night (Emily makes out with two guys in it). Emily is also throwing a Kegel Kegger to celebrate her birthday and her iPhone app Kegel Camp. While you’re doing your Kegel exercises, win sexy prizes from Good Vibrations, drink some beer (or the beverage of your choice), and do a keg stand or two.

Emily discusses the crazy places people want to have sex and professes her love for hotel room sex.

Emily and Menace debate the Alpha Male vs. the Beta male-- who is better in bed and who is a better mate. Also, how to get out of the dreaded "friend zone." Nice Guys don't have to finish last, except in bed.

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Emily announces that her Reality TV Show on Bravo "Miss Advised" will air on June 18th at 10 pm. In the first episode. Better tune in.

Menace returns from Las Vegas and unsurprisingly did not get laid. Emily shares not only being best friends with your ex but making him your dog's baby daddy. It happens.

Also, robot prostitutes, throwing sex toys at cops, and getting married so you can register and get new knives.

From the Chameleon to the Co-dependent, from the Serial Dater to the Serial Liar, find out if you are dating one of the seven deadly dating personalities and how to get out as fast as you can.

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No one has faith in Emily's camping skills. Do women prefer the beta male or the alpha male? Menace claims to be the perfect alpha/beta hybrid. Of course he does.

Double the pleasure, double the fun. What is double penetration and how to do it. Emily also talks lesbian three-ways, strap-ons, and butt plugs. Emily has a butt plug waiting for Menace in the office. He declines.

If men are allowed to show their nipples why can't women? Emily protested the ban on female nipple nudity by riding around her neighborhood topless when she was seven- years-old. While female nipples in public are few and far between, you run into penises wherever you go in San Francisco. Also, how to give your partner a nipplegasm, candy bras, piercings and nipple clamps.

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Is porn an ally or an enemy in your relationship? Emily talks about what you should and shouldn't take away from porn videos, and how to apply this knowledge to your sex life.

Separate bedrooms are making American sex better, or at least keeping guys from farting around their girlfriends.

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