Sex With Emily (general)

Are your lady parts as sparkly as they could be? A listener is considering pimping out her vulva but neither Emily nor Menace can get behind the move. A listener makes a bold proposal for Emily and Menace, and the rules for breaking out fantasies in the bedroom are laid out. Adrift her man-atorium, Emily goes on a cruise and does water aerobics. Meanwhile Menace goes to a rapping wedding and doesn't get friend zoned. Emily splurges on lingerie, and gives advice to a listener regarding online dating and reality-based dating, stressing the importance of putting yourself out there. Lady Gaga claims to give herself mental orgasms, prompting much philosophizing about orgasms. And what's that? Could it be the Great Handjob Debate showing up again? You got it.

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From pre-med to pornography, girl next door to sexy vixen, adult star Bree Olson talks openly about her sex life. Emily and Menace also talk about their sex lives, or lack their of. Menace wants to know how many sweaters Emily’s knitted during her Manatroium-- A hiatus from dating or even flirting with men. Menace is conducting an OkCupid experiment but isn’t having any luck finding prospective partners online. Emily answers listener’s emails about being too wet for sex, Hand Jobs, and strippers.

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mily discusses how to navigate your online relationship, from the first online dating message to the unfortunate “it’s not you, it’s me” email message. Emily explores the brave new digital world of dating, and questions whether it’s possible to “Liketerbate,” E-snoop, E-hump, and digital dump with at least some human decency. After all, emoticons cannot replace real human emotion. In other news, a man semen scientist actually thinks swallowing semen makes women smarter and happier, and people are actively trying not to orgasm during sex. Sounds like reverse psychology at it’s best. Emily answer listeners emails about what to do if they don’t call, having sex with your roommate, and giving yourself oral sex.

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Emily runs through a list of hot sex moves for guys, many of which are questionable in their hotness, even if they're well-intentioned. Menace gives some dating advice to a thirteen year old that doesn't go over too well. The pitfalls of married sex and libidos are discussed, and Emily is upset to find out the rather banal things married women want more than sex, like reading and sleeping. Emily is getting a lot more done on her man-atorium. Listeners have problems with terrible oral sex, breaking up, and dating single moms. 

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From earlobe nibbling to men in suits, golden showers to keeping your socks on during the deed, Emily reveals the top turn-ons and turn-offs for men and women. So read a book at a cafe, fix a lamp, and try to notice the little things that make your partner happy. Emily also answers listeners questions about Baby Mama drama, dating a pimp, first time anal sex advice, and masturbating after marriage.

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Emily's friend encounters "the fatal move," the head push, and Emil and Menace discuss its merits. Emily and Menace share their pet peeves about the opposite sex - from talking to not picking up signals to playing corpse in bed. The Great Handjob Debate flares up, a listener looks for nonverbal cues to move foreplay ahead. Another listener considers a four year long-term relationship and Emily weighs the pros and cons of long-term Skype sex. Other topics include: having kids, sex toys, single parent dating, and celebrity sex addicts.

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Emily's inbox has been getting swamped with emails from virgins of all ages lately, so today's episode is dedicated to helping them join the coital club, laying out what they can expect and how they should enter this new stage in their love lives. Virgins' partners get advised too, to make their lovers' first times magical. Or, at least, less awkward than their own.

Emily weighs attending Burning Man and Menace prepares for Wedding Season. A listener wonders how to find men into bondage. Another doesn't know how to ask out a waitress. A British couple is making everyone on earth throw them weddings, a new blog broadcasts creepy OkCupid come-ons, and Todd Akin thinks women have magic in their wombs. 

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Emily shares her secret for successful relationships & marriage– spend time apart. She supports marriages where couples have healthy communication, tell each other what they want in bed, and travel to remote areas of the globe… separately. Emily breaks down Skype Sex and e-humping etiquette. How to direct a Skype scene and act in it as well. Emily and Menace discuss the top fantasies for men and women and the likelihood they will actually come true. Emily also answers listeners questions: Orgasm denial, advice for lesbians, how long should you wait to have sex, and how do you tell someone they’re bad in bed?

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The sticky subject of ejaculation is covered in painstaking detail today by Emily, Menace, and their loyal, very opinionated listeners. From the where’s and why’s to the do’s and don’t, the coming and going of male climaxes are dissected and discussed. Emily’s friend asks her for a vacation sex starter kit. Emily shares a few threesome stories and Menace shares his travel plans and outlines his enthusiasm for Asian women. In technological news, future phones will be able to detect STD’s, and men’s scrotums are being roasted by their beloved laptops. A listener with a ponytailed husband shares her first (and according to Menace, inevitable) swinging experience, another takes on Emily’s diction, and “Female Viagra” is discussed.

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Emily and Menace discuss the last episode of Miss Advised and what really happened with her crush David in Napa. Emily gives the CEO of Masque: Sexual Flavors a phone call and solicits his oral expertise to pick the best fellatio tips from listeners. Be enthusiastic, pay attention to the tip, make eye contact, and use your hands. Oh and don't actually blow. Emily also answers listener emails about meeting people at bars, devirginizing men, and how to be more confident.

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