May 23, 2012
Emily has a perfect weekend, bike riding and wine tasting with
her mom in Sonoma. Someone is getting married in Sonoma and Emily’s
mom wants her to walk down the abandoned aisle because she’s
worried she won’t see it in real life.
Mark Zuckerberg tied the knot and waited seven years to change his
relationship status on Facebook. Emily is following Zuckerberg’s
lead while Menace thinks that not changing your relationship status
means you’re keeping your options open. Also, Menace wears female
deodorant and Emily thinks approves. Why not?
Pheromones parties with your dirty t-shirt, the Vamp vibrator that
shimmers in the sunlight like Edward Cullen, and the video game
that gives you a free vibrator.
How War of Warcrafts can destroy your sex life and how to tell if
you're addicted to sex or just really, really like it.